Saturday, March 19, 2011

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?

            Why did the chicken cross the road?? Haha. Don't get yourself overstress with this tricky question. I have an idea of why did the chicken cross the road.
            In an old village located in the land of Madagascar, there once lived an old farmer who owned about 200 chickens in his farm.He was a very hardworking man and really concerned about his work. Every morning, he would feed the chickens and clean his farm.He would also make sure that all his chickens are safe and remain in a good condition. He loved them very much untill he could even cry when some of his chickens died due to sickness.
           He felt very happy with his life because to him, the chickens were his lovely companions. He had his own house, car, farm and even his own money. But something was missing to the puzzle. But what was it?? Ahah! A beautiful wife! He had been single for about 52 years. Yet, he wanted a wife so much. He might be happy with all the chickens around but was he felt lonely without a lovely wife. And he needed children to take over him in maintaining his farm. He had been praying for a good wife. I mean since he was 25. But he wandered why he still could not find one.
           Though it was kind of sad to be in his position, he never blaimed God. Not even a complaint he had made. Because he was all alone living in the village, he had no other choice but to talk and share stories with the chickens. During his free time, he would spend his time talking to the chickens, from one chicken to another. He was never bored of them. But the chickens were bored of his long-lasting topic.He kept telling them how sad he felt without having a family. He also told them that if he had a family, he would still care about the chickens. And even his children can play with them.
           The chickens somehow felt pity for him. The wanted to help him so much. But the problem was how was that possible?? What can they do? So, one night, they held a meeting. During the meeting, each of them voiced out their opinions on how can they help their owner. Suddenly, they had a brillliant idea!
           The next morning, they decided to work out the plan. Their plan was that all of them suppose to go out of the village and croos the road to get into another city. But wait! If all of them were to get out of the village, what about their owner?? He would be pretty worried about them. So, they made their final decision. The smallest and weakest chicken would work on it. Because with this, the man would not realise that it was missing for she is the smallest!
           They smallest chicken quickly ran out of the village. Finally it reached a small road. At first, it hesitated to cross, but it had no choice but to do so in order to get to the other city. After been walking for  hours and hours, he reached the city. He started with Plan B. He walked in the middle of the town and shouted at the top of his voice. That made everyone turned around and stopped and stared at her. Then it said, " I need only single women aged above 50 to be here please! I have an important announcement! thank you!" The people were puzzled because of his action. Some just walked off. But there was a lady aged about 19 approached it. She was curious to know what the chicken wanted to say. But the chicken said that she was too young for it. The young lady refused to leave. She said she would do anything as long as the chicken tell her about it. Finally, it said " will you be my owner's wife?? He had been waiting for..." Before he could continue, the lady ran away.
           HAHAHA. Dear readers, the little chicken crossed the road because it wanted to get a wife for his owner. Oh. What an understanding chicken! But he failed! The lady ran away before he could explain further. But why did she ran away??? Its because it was her first time talking to a chicken:) obviously she was scared!

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